On the way home

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:09:10 GMT

So I'm laying here on my bed with my wonderful girl Kiara, tired as fuck.
We went to Leo's place to start constuction on my head... which I guess my heads kinda oblong. Didn't get to bed til like 2. His kitten is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute. She likes to play with me.
Today I have work until like 7 or something....
I lost my keys.
I'm running on 4 hours of sleep and one cup of coffee.
Today we are attempting to make a duct tape dummy of my head so i dont have to keep putting it on.
I think tomorrow we are gonna go see final destanation and then work on the body... I don't care what they told me last night, I want to make progress and i have everything for the body... not everything for the head yet.
Can't find my fucking glur gun. Makes me angry.
Well I'm gonna go and spiff up for work... took a sink bath this morning.
Later Gators

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:06:56 GMT

Im sitting here on my human table. Who I love. Lol.
Well whats going on... uh... well I've been working pretty hard. We just passed inventory for work. It sucked. Really sucked.
Oh and yesterday sucked too. I won't even start to explain what happened... except some stupid ass lady wanted to sample chocolate that we sell at the front of our store. I don't work at fucking Costco!
Tomorrow I get to make my suit. I'm bored. And dry humping isnt fun anymore. Later.

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:29:59 GMT

Since myspace was so last year and facebook is the cool thing to do now... it was only a matter of time before someone made an actual 20 minute movie about it.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:50:59 GMT

ok i'll stop now >.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:02:06 GMT

Not as thought out well but fun anyways. This one is in UC Berkeley

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:55:14 GMT

Rancid

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:50:20 GMT

I ain't worried about a god damn thing
I hear them talking. i ain't listening
Listening

How many times did you tell me i was wrong
But i didn't listen to you and i only stayed strong
In a world where people don't hang on too long
I belong
Prove me wrong

I ain't worried about a god damn thing
I hear them talking. i ain't listening
Listening

Out come the wolves in the lunar light
Final flight you're wrong, i'm right
Talk to me straight man, but be polite
You hear my scream cause this one bites

I ain't worried about a god damn thing
I hear them talking. i ain't listening
Listening

Thats only like half of the song. But its fucking awesome and I love it

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:50:31 GMT

NEW TATTOO!

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:32:56 GMT

hey homies. havent updated in like forever. i guess i just dont have the time to sit down and do a full blown update very often. Lets see herrrre... well I went to BFD. Almost got trampled while having a heartattack during Crystal Castles. Scary ass shit when you're tripping balls and stobe lights are going off everywhere. Thanks to Jen for the ticket. Paige for the ride there. Amy's friend for the ride home. And that guy who let me go out so I could purchase more tickets at the box office. I meself Blink 182 and Depeche Mode tickets. So excited. Then last week "Pubeface" Chris told me he was gonna go She wants Revenge at Bimbo's and I figured I would go with him. Then I found out it was Kiara's bday and she wasn't doing anything for it so we persuaded her to come along too. Thank god fro that liquor store owned by those old chines people. They were freakin awesome. I was in there like 3 times buying shit. We saw IO Echo which kicked ass. They were amazing. A little bit of The Great Northern which were ok... She Wants Revenge was awesome too. Chris then decided to make an ass out of himself by yelling at the band while me and Kiara kicked it with IO Echo in the lobby and then with Jen for a bit. By the end of the night we were pretty drunk and had to leave Chris dancing up in the front while we caught the last train home. That poor taxi man heard an earful from us chattin about. Next month I'm gonna go see the Mighty Mighty Bosstones which I am so incredibly stoked to go see. I love them. Sunday night I was picked up by Heather and Chris and went to Food Maxx where we proceeded to act like T-rexs, damage bean cans and throw fruit cocktail around. Then yesterday we went to the mall where we pointed and laughed at the dummies in the Forever 21 windows while choking on AF perfume. I walked around with a sticker that said BLEEP on my crotch and danced to New Kids On The Block while Chris ran off to urinate in the "Family" bathroom in the food court... Then we went out booze shopping at Bevmo. Got to the Motel 6, hooked up my stuff only to find that my xbox had contracted the red ring of death. My sister was the last to use it... watching that stupid ass Brad Pitt Button movie. If I were an xbox I would have commited suicide too after having to play that crappy long ass movie. Then it was off to work for a bit while they did whatever. When I was picked up, we got the ball rolling... fast. After lots and lots and lots to drink I then proceeded to barf everything I had back up... several times. Took a cold shower and then barfed some more. In the end I ended up passing out with a bucket on my head full of bile and toilet paper. But it was a fun night. Found out I'm really not a good wrestler but I am flexible... says Chris... and like jumping on beds while spilling rockstar all over the floor. Then Chris left for the airport and I was still passed out. When I woke up I barfed again half a dozen times between drinks of water and then again in Kiara's car, before drinking a bunch of pepto and eating a handful of tums. Ah good times good times.

Sat, 02 May 2009 20:24:05 GMT

So last night was a blast. I was after all able to make it to Lucky's party! Thanks all to Zack and Heather for picking me up from work. I had a few drinks, danced, got rasta, celebrated being part communist, me a ton of people, most who I knew before.
New people! I love new people. So chill. I met Dax, Groggy, guy behing the bar with no shirt on, blue haired guy who I hung outside with, his friend whatshisface, half a dozen people in the kitchen, Revelle(I think thats how you spell it), and a ton of people I already knew before but had to introduce myself again to.
MarMar, Zero, Lucky, Leo, ShadowLab, Weasel, Cinnamon, Synn, Drew, Fuzzy and again all those people I know but don't know/remember their names! All noce to see you again.
It was awesome. Kudos to Leo for throwing it.
Wish someone had told me there was a step broken... and glad the "2nd story" didn't cave in. There were some questionable moments. Good thing there was a trap door to Narnia.
Lucky, hope you are ok buddy, you had a lot to drink. Hope you sobered up after we left. You were in one hell of a drunken state. We'll kick it again soon, k.
Well I'm off to work where I must deny cheap forieners coupons for my pleasure. Bwahahaha. Later gators.

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 03:26:19 GMT

So I'm not sick anymore... except I'm still blowing more snot out of my nose than I have have in my life time.
Been working hard for the money... which I then must turn it all over to Mom.
I went to the optomitrist today. Exciting! Well normally its not really exciting but when you haven't gone in 3 years and your perscription isn't up to par, its exciting. Got me self a nice new trial pair of contacts! I love contacts. Much cooler than my gross glasses that don't really fit my head anymore and are all scratched up.
I helped shovel wood chipping/bark for my parents. What a work out. Filled 14 large bags. Then moved all of them to the back yard.
Going to miss Lucky's party. Makes me totally bummed. Wanted to kick it with all the cool cats this weekend. But, alas, didn't get good hours to squeeze any sort of having fun into.
Oh "customers" at work on Sunday... oooooooh I wanted to kill them all. We had a "sale" and some one forgot to rip some tags off from the last sale so I had to fight with them about how it really wasn't on sale. Also when there are 5 types of flowers but one type is on sale and some stupid ass foreinger can't read english but some how is able to get a green card for this country or a visa or whatever. They should get it fucking revoked. I mean, you can speak in your language and bob your head all you want at your house talking with your own people but when you go out in public... you are in America. So fuck you! Fuck you people who can't read signs. Fuck you people who think that just because I'm ringing you up means that you can try to barter with me to get half off. This isn't India or China! Its America. Here we speak english. Fuck. You know, I know in Mexico they barter. I know because I've been there. But not one, not one Spanish person has tried to barter with me. No. Its others...
Ok, enough ranting.
I'm done.
Just gets me hella angry.
Well got to go take the garbage out an watch Law and Order(because Hilary Duff is on it to night)
So later gators.

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:23:55 GMT

Ok so I got all my pictures up of Coachella on myspace... its the only place this computer lets things load to. So if you wanna see them, feel free to comment and crap. I got some really kick ass shots this year since I took moms camera instead of mine. It does better on motion shots. Um... yeah, I'm back to work. They have been giving me lots of days, which is good because I owe mom lots of money :O I'm getting over my cold. I didn't know the human body could even produce as much as I'm blowing out on the hour every hour. Atleast I don't feel like I'm dying. Monday morning when I got home I was so sick... I don't know what I caught. It sure wasn't heat exhaustion. Well I'm gonna surf the interweb for a bit before mom comes home and kicks me off. Later gators.

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:58:52 GMT

Hey you guys. Its about 5am and we just got back from coachella. The drive took a little over 10 hours due to unexcusable potty made by one certain someone... Anyways, it was awesome. Granted it wasn't as good as some of the years before but thats ok. Memories are still memories. Well I'm going to hop in the shower to see if I am actually tan or if this is all dirt then take a nice long nap before work. I have lots of pics but I'm not quite sure when they will be up since I'm still raping moms computer for my needs. Oh and I'm sick. Um... the end.

NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN JEN! Hope you had as much fun as I did on friday and I hope that guy that got hit on the bike is ok.

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 03:47:37 GMT

I'm going to COACHELLA! Fuck yeah!

Oh yeah, and my schedule is...

Monday- Off
Tuesday- Off(Jury Summons)
Wednesday- Dentist in morning, Work 1-5, Girls Night on Rockband
Thursday- 1:30 to 6
Friday- Off(I thin ksomeone wanted to trade with me though...)
Saturday- 3 to 7:30

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:22:54 GMT

Ok so as like 1 person knows, my computer has gone the way of the dodo momentaraly until we has the cash to fix it. It sucked balls. One minute downloading itunes songs and the next telling me i need the original operating systems cd... wtf. Anywho, I'm comming to you live from my mom's in hope that some people will read this and then wonder if I was dead or not.
I am forbidden to visit the facebook site on here because mom believes that some virus from face book at my computers face and thats why its not working... yeah because she heard that one was going around from the news and she always believes we are the ones that got it.
Um... Oh, I'm going to try and post up my schedule so someone*coughzackcough* will know when I'm working and hopfully I can hang out more if it is forseen that I do not work that day. Doesn't mean I will but it gives the open options. Got it? Good. It is as follows:
Monday: 12:30-4:30pm
Tuesday: 5-9:30pm
Wednesday: 9:30am-2pm
Thursday: 5-9:30pm
Friday: Free
Saterday: 1:30-6pm

Aight... I'm hoping in the long run I can post every week when my schedule is released so we can kick it more often... AND GO MINI GOLFING WITH LEO!

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:00:56 GMT

Thanks Zack for showing me the WTF Blanket!

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:34:58 GMT

Lucky is comming to see me next week! :D

Hopefully I can make a relationship that doesn't involve some crazy bitch who kidnaps my sister, keeps her hostage and is extremely rude to my mom.

Oh and if you're reading this, DON'T FUCK WITH MY FAMILY, and I want my shirts back.

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:01:32 GMT

Dear people who follow the Coachella line up,
Don't you remember last year?
Or the year before that?
This is the fake one.
The fake line up.
Wisen up.
Duh.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. This line up sucks balls

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:32:24 GMT

Thank god someone posted this

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:56:31 GMT

This year= So much better than last year.

Where to begin?

Well I got to the hotel about 11ish and met Ari and Leo, two of the guys staying in the room. We went down to the con for a little bit where I met like a hundred thousand people I hadn't seen in a whole year. I think that was it for the night... Zack, correct me if I'm wrong. Then Friday we went to Dennys and I registerd. Walked around the dealers den. Bid on a semi porn-ish picture... which I later won! Did a bunch of stuff. Drank a bit. Went to the Bay Area Fur meet up at Dennys, yet again. They had a party downstairs that I didn't go to. Met Nickle, the guy who reserved the room for us. Went to the dance. Did the macarena. Saw Bob the Racoon. Went to sleep. Saterday I had to go to work. So most of the day I missed. Got back about 8ish I think. Ate hella good pizza that was seared at 1000 degrees! Started drinking. Back to the hotel, continued drinking. Spilled coffee down my nasty. Saw a puppy squirrel. Kept drinking at the black hole party with drinks in between that from Denali's flask. Up to the hotel room where me and Sage made an ocarena with a coke can and I drank some more. Then back downstairs to talk to an undead pirate and make out with a 40 year old man who wanted to have sex with me... and bad. Danced a bit. Attacked a newspaper stand. Had my head stuck between Jaelyn's boobs. Was held up by Synn. Groped Mango. Passed out. Sunday we woke up and packed all our stuff up. Danced in the hotel room. Drank. Had more pizza. Went to Double Tree. Avoided Tom for most con. Got a badge from Ferality! Which I love. Got a boob button from Ember. Bought a bunch of art. Met TaniDaReal, been wanting to do that for a while. Someone was rick rolling all the computers and the man with boobs was getting angry. It was funny. Watched Furry Night Live which, in my opinion, was nothing compared to last year. Then on my way back to get my stuff from Leo's car I bumped into Lucky. *squeal!* I totally made out with him. My biggest fur crush ever. So handsome. OMG! Best night ever. He told me I was a great kisser. OMG loves it! Now I'm back home and its all just memories. but they were much needed fun times. Can't wait for next year.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:39:23 GMT

Yay, the day has finally arrived where I can say FUCK YOU to the rest of the world!
First off, Further Confusion kicks off tonight. I get to meet my roomies and drink my troubles away.
Also, I will be quitting the Bakery today because I am only one person, not 3. I cannot do it anymore.
Michaels is keeping me! I never thought I would be so excited to be part of real corprate america, but here I am, happy as a clam.

I'm not sure our room number in the overflow hotel... holiday inn... but you will know us by our awesome tiki bar sign and martini shakers. We will have a fully stocked bar, pretty much.

I'm so excited.

So Paige did the unthinkable and I know some of you know already. The bottom line is, no matter how unperfect or family is, we are still family and you fuck with one you get us all.

We are not together.

Just in time for FC!

Sorry if your tail sucks Zack, I made it at like 12 at night and it had 2 abortions before I got less stuffing in it... long story.

There will be tons of pictures!

Woo!!!!

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:18:25 GMT

dear lady gaga,
marry me
sincerely,
jen

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:58:19 GMT

OMG OMG FC is upon us, and like QuietFire, I too am preparing myself. I just stuffed my 2 tails which should have been stuffed a long time ago. Putting some touches on to my paws... they aren't anything to be amazed at, I think they suck. First time making stuff, I suck. Also I'm tring uber hard to put together something I can romp around in that isn't a full suit *sad face* so I'm sewing together shirts for Zack and I's fursonas. Mine looks uber crappy but I'm hoping the Yipe shirt comes out a lot cooler. Ordered a long sleeve black shirt to go under mine so(atleast in my mind) it will look better when its all put together.
Our link to the overflow hotel is a guy named Nickle. He's uber cool. Also Lucky will be in there too and says he will hang out. Last year he was with all his friends and his car battery died and we didn't get to talk at all. Also I was hella shy, but HELLO he's really cute and I freeze up around people like that :P This year should be awesome. The theme is Aloha so that means pina coladas for all! I just got word that we are having another bartender stay in the room with us so its going to be like party all the time! Woo.

Well my feet are frozen and I need to get ready so I can hop on a bus, meet Zack and go to the cemetary.

If anyone knows how I can throw together a pair of ears before FC LET ME KNOW! I have no idea where to start and I'd like a pair.

Also, if anyone can hook me up with someone who can do con badges let me know as well. I'm like total noob and have not one yet. Even Zack has one :( Anyways, just let me know. I just haven't found anyone I can commision.

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 03:10:23 GMT

Zack you MUST listen to this! Ahahahaha.

Everyone else can too.

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:12:55 GMT

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Try Out Your Voice- Big D and The Kids Table

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Rubidoux- Cold War Kids

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Big Girls Don't Cry- Fergie

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
You Say You Don't Love Me- Buzzcocks

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
I Will Posses Your Heart- Death Cab For Cutie

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Warning- Ky Mani Marley

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Sun Shower- Busdriver

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Set Me Off- The Expendables

WHAT IS 2+2?
Famous Last Words- My Chemical Romance

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Stoned On You- Natty

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Special- Shifty

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Backstabber- Dresden Dolls

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Dirty Windows- Balance Problems

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Starstrukk- 3OH!3

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Forever- Takka Takka

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Remember The Name- Fort Minor

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Yesterday- Mest

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
X-Ray Style- Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Studder- Joe

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Master Has Come Back- Damien Marley

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Kill Your Employer- Busdriver

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Shine- Pat Monahan

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Backslide- Rancid

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Humans- Islands

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Come On Get Higher- Matt Nathanson

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Red Hot Moon- Rancid

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
The Spider- Weezer

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Same Old Things- The Streets

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
One Song Glory- RENT Soundtrack

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Snakebite- Big D and The Kids Table

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Sweet Rose- Matt Costa

Since you all thought I cheated on the last one I did the one Zack told me to do. Like 2 work. Its just my shotty shuffle system or something. I DID NOT CHEAT last time. Pssssh. People. Its fate. Like in Wanted. That was a good movie. Watch it.